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Thursday, June 10, 2010

cast not ye your pearls before swine.

Jessica: Want to try some lavender chocolate?
Daniel: Wait, isn’t lavender a flower?
Jessica: Yes.
Daniel: Ok. …this tastes like a bathroom!
Posted by Jessica at 3:28 PM

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