I went Christmas shopping with my brother Saturday, and took him into Nordstrom to check out some perfume he was planning on buying for me as my gift. I just wanted to price it there in case it wasn’t being sold for less at the Rack or Marshalls. My brother asked the price and the lady behind the counter said $95. Naturally, I didn’t let him buy it for me. When we got outside the store, Phillip turned to me and said, “Well shit, Jess- for that much I could buy you a couple bottles of Jack Daniels. Then, you don’t need to worry about being pretty OR smelling nice to attract men.” Thank you, Phillip.
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