Yeah, I thought about going to the gym this morning...

For the low level at which my brain functions around 6a.m., I sure can think of some clever reasons not to get up and go to the gym.

I think the winner this morning was that if I got up and went to the gym at such a ridiculous hour I would be unhappy because I was tired and then I would associate negative feelings with exercise and then one day all that negative emotion will cause me to snap and I will refuse all physical activity including walking and so I'll stay in my bed all day long and eat and then they will have to get me out of my house with a crane because I will weigh 1,000 pounds.

These were my thoughts at 6:00. I did not go to the gym.