He won't even look at me.

So unhappy. Here he is being dropped off for his neutering. Here’s hoping he forgives me. Here’s hoping I get him back alive (we brought him to the sketchiest discount neutering facility- more on that later).

Some days you need a little help.

Marta may or may not have walked in this morning and found me listening to the following video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6wRkzCW5qI

quotes from my boss

“I believe I asked that someone bring me a cookie. I’m going to remember this when it’s performance report time.”

texts from the road yesterday

Marta: i just had a flashback of the time you explained to charlie what a fupa is and he didnt really appreciate the humor. hahaha. oh man.

Jessica: sometimes i think moments like that are a good snapshot of my life.

almost famous...

So today, I pulled into the parking lot at work and a group of my coworkers got out of the car next to mine and immediately, Candice says to me "Your face is on a poster at Whole Foods!"

WHAT.

Recently, I agreed to do a product trial with Skin Organics (the offici

al skin care line of the dreamy Bachelor). I DID do "before" photos and I DID sign release forms saying that they could do whatever with them and I DID momentarily fear that my coworkers and others would see them. But I thought to myself SURELY no one is ever going to see these photos because they probably had a ton of people doing this trial and tons of places for these ads to be. But sure enough, the photos are up and they've been seen. Amy was kind enough to get a photo for me. Melissa tells me that they'll be going up in the office.

Without further ado, here are my "before" photos. I would like to point out my favorite elements- A) I am not from Wayland and B) next to my name and face it says Oily Skin in bold. Awesome.