the crappy music gods are sending me prophets

One of my coworkers just forwarded me a list of upcoming A Capella concerts. OK. WHAT THE HECK. How is it that so many people in my immediate life- in DIFFERENT SOCIAL CIRCLES like A Cappella and musicals?! I feel like the crappy music gods are sending me prophets!

Thank you, Phillip

I went Christmas shopping with my brother Saturday, and took him into Nordstrom to check out some perfume he was planning on buying for me as my gift. I just wanted to price it there in case it wasn’t being sold for less at the Rack or Marshalls. My brother asked the price and the lady behind the counter said $95. Naturally, I didn’t let him buy it for me. When we got outside the store, Phillip turned to me and said, “Well shit, Jess- for that much I could buy you a couple bottles of Jack Daniels. Then, you don’t need to worry about being pretty OR smelling nice to attract men.” Thank you, Phillip.

Quotes from my brother

"I would drive a plow truck through a school bus full of nuns to never have to hear Lincoln Park again."

First Farmville and now this...

Scrabble is taking over my office. This is what I just heard from my desk:
“Just because you found some sketchy online dictionary that says that it was a 14th century Scottish word, DOES NOT MAKE IT LEGAL!”

I watched Meet the Robinsons with some friends last weekend (sweet movie) and two of my close friends told me that the villian, "Bowler Hat Guy" reminded them of me in his mannerisms. Thanks, guys. Actually this was the most awesome villian ever, so I'm flattered.