I feel like I am cheating on my PC.

I don't know how this is even allowed, but I just downloaded the Safari browser on my PC. I know I should feel guilty but it just feels so right.

vignette

And as the boy thought about all he may have done wrong, the girl wondered if he had ever met someone as in conflict with herself as she.

How to make me want to castrate you.

Say the following to me and be completely serious: "You would be more appealing to men if you cooked."
Even better, follow this remark by hitting on me.

Bulletin

This just in: pointy shoes hurt to walk in, no matter how sexy they make my feet look under my lesbo-riffic pants suit.

Grace

I take comfort in knowing that not one of my shenanigans comes as a surprise to God.