Thanks, family.

My friend Amy is in NYC today visiting family. I just got the following chat from her:
"I'm being attacked by my family right now. My aunt and cousins are up from georgia. My aunt is like 'Amy, you're SO old, how are you not married now?' and 'Amy, if you don't have babies soon, they're gonna have down syndrome' "

HAHA. Awesome.

Ho-dom.

J: I think the dress I am thinking of wearing might be too short
A: Lol its ok I'm wearing a low cut one.
J: Should I wear leggings?
A: No don't. There are girls at work who wear shorter things.
J: And so begins my decline into ho-dom.
A: Population: 2