I feel like I am cheating on my PC.

I don't know how this is even allowed, but I just downloaded the Safari browser on my PC. I know I should feel guilty but it just feels so right.

vignette

And as the boy thought about all he may have done wrong, the girl wondered if he had ever met someone as in conflict with herself as she.

How to make me want to castrate you.

Say the following to me and be completely serious: "You would be more appealing to men if you cooked."
Even better, follow this remark by hitting on me.

Bulletin

This just in: pointy shoes hurt to walk in, no matter how sexy they make my feet look under my lesbo-riffic pants suit.

Grace

I take comfort in knowing that not one of my shenanigans comes as a surprise to God.

Truman.

My heart warmed to have someone so happy to see me awake this morning, I worried that I wouldn't want to give Truman back. But then I discovered he had yarked on my kitchen floor and my fears were put to rest.

Ways to feel incompetent

Depend on a 9-year old for directions to her school and then get totally lost after you have dropped her off.

Fury shirt and an unhappy Truman

Bulldogs are not lap dogs and I need to just accept that.

Might as well

6 a.m. might as well be 4 a.m. and 55 degrees might as well be below freezing. Shock to my freakin' system.

Sick satisfaction

Is it wrong how satisfying I find it to call my mom who is a hundred miles away to tell her how sick I feel just to make her worry and then not take her advice? I think I mostly want to make sure someone would care if my throat did in fact swell shut in the middle of the night.